What if alcohol could talk

Beer

"Drink a few of me, and you won't be hungry for the rest of the day! I'm a great time when playing party games, but make sure not to mix me with other alcohols or else there's no telling how sick you'll get."


Brandy

I have soothing, warming, and relaxing qualities that can help induce healthy and restful sleep.


Gin

You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me I have done this before.


Vodka

"I know I taste like glass cleaner, but I swear that I'm a good time. I know you're life has been a little rough lately, but don't worry: you'll get all of your emotions out tonight!


Wine

Most people choose to drink wine in hopes to 'not get that drunk', but that's really just an urban myth. I get you drunk and leave you with the hangover from hell so you never forget about me!


Absinthe

Make you think logically almost every creativity.



Rum

Are you drinking for the first time? If so, you'll love me! I taste purely of sugar, making me easy to drink but I will also give you the worst hangover ever. 


Champagne

Trust me, Just keep talking and all is set.


Whiskey

Did that guy just bumped into you by accident? It be best to punch him in the face... NOW


Tequila

Just take a few shots of me and you're almost guaranteed to remember nothing. I hope you're prepared for a night of horrible decisions!




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